Are you scared of me?

Here's a recent conversation at dinner time in the Turner house...

Scene: Grandma, Papa, Shawn, Austin, Ashlyn, Gabriella and I are eating a nice dinner. Ashlyn is standing on the bench rather than sitting.
Mom: "Ashlyn please sit down."
nothing happens...must not have been descriptive enough.
Mom: "Ashlyn, please sit on your bottom."
Ashlyn: "Are you scared of me mom?"
Mom: "No, sit on your bottom".
Ashlyn: "Mom, are you scared of me?"
Mom: "No, Ashlyn, I am not scared of you, please sit on your bottom while we eat."
Ashlyn: "Are you scared of me?"
Mom: "Ashlyn, I am not scared of you, but trust me, you will be scared of me in about 2 seconds if you don't sit down."
Ashlyn: "oh." and of course she sits down.

Love you Ash!
Hope you are having the time of your life!
ST